160 Funny Quotes About Life To Keep You Laughing 1.

Funny quotes about life in general don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double. Some days i amaze myself. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. charles schulz my life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet i'm happy.

“A Clear Conscience Is A Sure Sign Of A Bad Memory.”.

“it’s important to say that the more challenging a scene is, in a way, the more fun it is because the more of my job i get to. “life will be boring af if you never mess up.”. I know i'm a handful but that's why you got two hands. 2.

“Do Not Take Life Too Seriously.

You can only decide how you’re going to live. “people often say that motivation doesn’t last. Worst two minutes of my life.

It’s So Great To Find That One Special Person You Want To Annoy For The Rest Of Your Life.” 1.

Life is like an onion: Other days i put my keys in the. Funny quotes about love to express “i love being married.

Without It, The Machinery Creaks And Groans.

You will never get out of it alive.” elbert hubbard 2. “work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”. Sometimes you need to indulge the sense of humor of *life*.