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And life is a little weird. “may you both fallen in love again and again with the same proportion happy married life”. Stephanie ortiz “look, you want to know what marriage is really like?
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Keep Your Eyes Wide Open Before Marriage, Half Shut Afterwards. — Benjamin Franklin, Founding Father Of The United States
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. An element of humor adds spice to a marriage. If you get a good wife, you will be happy.
We Both Vehemently Deny Touching It.
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now. “just found out the wife is writing a book about our honeymoon called 50 shades of just ok.” —conan o’brien. Then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. — billy connolly, scottish comedian.
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: “a good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal”. What’s life without some fun!