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And life is a little weird. The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — oscar wilde, irish poet. • i love being married.
Then Again, So Is A Bicycle Repair Kit. — Billy Connolly, Scottish Comedian.
“to see a man’s true colours, tell him that you don’t plan on having sex with him. • i love being married. “we’re all a little weird.
“A Man Wants Too Many Things Before Marriage, But Only Peace After It.”.
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By then it’s too late.” —frank sinatra “our marriage was the most difficult, grueling, excruciating thing that we have. Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings. Marriage is like a deck of cards.
“Marriage Is Like A Game Of Chess, Except The Board Is Flowing Water, The Pieces Are Made Of Smoke And No Move You Make Will Have Any Effect On The Outcome.” Jerry Seinfeld When A.
“only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time.“. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry. Funny love and marriage quotes 1.
Marriage Is When A Man And Woman Become As One.
Funny marriage quotes about husbands 1. Your marriage will be such a beautiful, and celebratory experience. Grooms, once you get married remember.