Age Is Just A State Of Mind, And You Are As Old As You Think You Are.

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~Helen Hayes (At 73)~ I Refuse To Think Of Them As Chin Hairs.

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You Wouldn’t Have A Job If He Was Any Smarter.

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“Tell Your Wife That She Looks Pretty, Even If She Looks Like A Truck.”.

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.

“We Always Hold Hands, If I Let Go, She Shops.”.

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