Marriage Is Give And Take.

I couldn’t have done better and she couldn’t have done worse.”. “one of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms. “husband secretly lowers the thermostat and i secretly turn it back up.

“All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men Find Out About Them Sooner.”.

When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.”. “jeremy, good luck on your first marriage.” ― david sedaris tags: Why funny marriage quotes are special at weddings

“All Tragedies Are Finished By A Death, All Comedies By A Marriage”;

You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. A short wedding toast could make up for funny wedding toasts, but witty wedding quotes make up for a playful and catchy wedding speech. To get you started, we rounded up funny quotes and jokes about marriage from famous comedians.

Maybe Because Every Day The Cow Asks You When You're Going To Buy It.

Funny quotes on marriage 1. A marriage license is a license which allows a woman to drive a man! “always remember to fight with two words, ‘yes dear.’”.

“When You First Get Married, They Open The Car Door For You.

When i said, “i do”! We were married for better or worse. “happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you.”.