That's One Of My Mottos. —Stanley Hudson, The Office 2.

I want to achieve immortality through not dying. Feed the homeless to the hungry. Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

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“Dance To Express, Not To Impress.”.

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When you're crying, nobody notices your tears. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”. Madam, in eden, i’m adam.

King, Are You Glad You Are King?

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