Funny Quotes And Sayings

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That's One Of My Mottos. —Stanley Hudson, The Office 2.

I want to achieve immortality through not dying. Feed the homeless to the hungry. Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

Albert Einstein, German Theoretical Physicist Farts Are Like Children, I’m Proud Of Mine And Disgusted By Yours.

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“Dance To Express, Not To Impress.”.

You laugh because i’m different, i laugh because i just farted! “dance is cheaper than therapy.”. Short funny quotes to create a moment of happiness in your life.

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When you're crying, nobody notices your tears. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”. Madam, in eden, i’m adam.

King, Are You Glad You Are King?

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