Here Is To Another Year Of A Receding Hairline And Holding In That Gut!

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Funny Birthday Quotes “You’re Older Today Than Yesterday But Younger Than Tomorrow, Happy Birthday!”.

Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. And that’s what you feel today. I thought of getting you the best present ever.

Old Enough To Know Better, Young Enough To Still Do It.

#1 “inside every older person is a younger person—wondering what the hell happened.” — jennifer yane report 255 points post joanie 2 months ago i can tell you for certain. Joy and chaos go hand in hand with you around. You're going to need a bigger cake… or smaller candles!

The More You Have, The Harder It Is To Breathe!

Ferguson age is a number and yours is unlisted. Check out these birthday puns for all ages! I wish that you may never again have to return to your dark underwater prison.

People Tend To Count On Their Number Of.

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