Retirement Funny Quotes

Retirement Funny Quotes. “age is an issue of mind over matter. Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money.

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3) thank god, retirement is mandatory and not just a choice. Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did. Except for an occasional heart attack i feel as young as i ever did.

“Age Is An Issue Of Mind Over Matter.

Retirement is like coming home one day and telling your wife, honey, i’m home… for good! You should start thinking about retirement before your boss does. Below is some cool and funny retirement that will amaze you:

3) Thank God, Retirement Is Mandatory And Not Just A Choice.

A fresh start for a crazy life. 13 funny retirement quotes to write in retirement cards lindsay tigar updated: ~ unknown author retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.

1) Greeting, For Getting New Friends Bed And Rest On Your Retirement.

Now you have more time to work on everything that you've been putting off for so long. Abe lemons 65 tips for a healthy, wealthy and happy retirement. Drucker “retired is being twice tired, i've thought;

Congratulations On Your Retirement, Dad.

I love retirement a lot. I’ve learned that saying “oh, this old thing?” isn’t an appropriate way to introduce an elderly relative. 32) retirement is said to be the slow and painful lead up to the sunset years of your life.

2) Ah, How Jealous I Am.

Cool retirement's gift idea for parents, dad, mother, grandparents, grandfather, grandmother, relatives, or best. The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. When you quit working just before your heart does.