Funny Wisdom Quotes

Funny Wisdom Quotes. 60 short & funny motivational quotes 1. Words of wisdom ~ humorous ~ compiled by peter shepherd “the only stupid question is the one that goes unasked.” “put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.

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“i’m sick of following my dreams, man. Not everyone has good taste. A cop pulled me over and told me papers, so i said scissors, i win! and drove off.

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Two bulls, a father and son, are standing on top of a hill, looking down at the herd or cattle below. Words of wisdom ~ humorous ~ compiled by peter shepherd “the only stupid question is the one that goes unasked.” “put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. While it appears funny, it has a lot of wisdom in it.

“Gentlemen, You Can’t Fight In.

Children are wise in a funny kind of way. Wise cracks and funny advise that people have given to others. They haven't developed so many vested interests of self.

An Apple A Day Keeps.

The younger bull turns to his father and says hey pops, we should. Tough times never last, but tough people do/tough minded faith for tender. 60 short & funny motivational quotes 1.

I’m Not Sure How I Got There.

Funny, witty and short story of wisdom contents 0.0.0.1 1 a wise old man 2 the voice of experience can be sometimes funny and sometimes thoughtprovoking 3 the wise farmer's. Not everyone has good taste. The best funny quotes go to table of contents i was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

That's One Of My Mottos. —Stanley Hudson, The Office 2.

I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”. Life is a blank canvass, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can. A cop pulled me over and told me papers, so i said scissors, i win! and drove off.