Funny Sayings And Quotes

Funny Sayings And Quotes. You’ve got to do what’s right for you, even if it hurts some people you love. I thought you said gin!

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Best funny family quotes 1. I finished three rooms until i realized the vacuum wasn’t even on. Don’t vacuum and listen to loud music on your headphones at the same time.

Groucho Marx No Man Goes Before His Time—Unless The Boss Leaves Early.

Bill gates i choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. Funny quotes about life woman's day/getty images 1. “my superpower is dancing in heels.”.

You Can’t Live Your Life For Other People.

There’s no ‘i’ in team, but there is in ‘win.’. See more ideas about funny quotes, funny, quotes. Let’s get the laughing party starts it.

They Have A Different Word For Everything!” Steve Martin

I’m best served with coffee and a side of sarcasm. Funny quotes that are… short funny quotes and humorous lines. “dance to express, not to impress.”.

“Trust Me You Can Dance.”.

“stressed” is just “desserts” spelled backwards. “you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the nba is chinese, the swiss hold the america's cup, france is accusing the u.s. Short sarcastic funny quotes “get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” mark twain “i’m sorry, if you were right, i’d agree with you.” robin williams “i would never die for my beliefs because i might be wrong.” bertrand russell “boy, those french:

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You’ve got to do what’s right for you, even if it hurts some people you love. That's one of my mottos. —stanley hudson, the office 2. I drink to make other people more interesting.