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When you're happy, nobody sees your smile. Robin williams progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity. Dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems, i'm tired of solving them for you.

You Will Never Get Out Of It Alive.

Elbert hubbard always remember that you are absolutely unique. But when you fart just one time. 60 short & funny motivational quotes 1.

Margaret Mead I May Be Drunk, Miss, But In The Morning I Will Be Sober And You Will Still Be Ugly.

Amidst the confusion of the times, the conflicts of conscience, and the turmoil of daily living, an abiding faith becomes an anchor to our lives. Funny daily quotes do not take life too seriously. “you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the nba is chinese, the swiss hold the america's cup, france is accusing the u.s.

Robin Williams Progress Is Man's Ability To Complicate Simplicity.

Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. Leslie nielsen doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished. 1141 copy quote remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

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It's a daily reminder that women get to be funny. — @andrewhibbard • my wife said she wanted. Funny thought of the day.

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