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Today Quotes Funny. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Funny positive thinking quotes to make you laugh!

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Tough times never last, but tough people do/tough minded faith for tender hearted people”, bbs publishing corporation. Our ears can still hear the voices of our loved ones. Our eyes can still see the beautiful sky.

“To Live Is The Rarest.

I used to sell furniture for a living. “never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” mark twain 4. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” joe girard 2.

“The Superior Man Thinks Always Of Virtue;

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: Our ears can still hear the voices of our loved ones. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

The Trouble Was, It Was My Own.

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” — thomas edison 2. Democracy is not just an election, it is our daily life. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

You're The Reason I Drink.

The brain is a wonderful organ; I always arrive late at the office, but i make up for it by leaving early. Funny quotes about life 1.

Our Eyes Can Still See The Beautiful Sky.

A wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone. isaac asimov people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. abraham lincoln A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. “don’t worry about the world coming to an end today.