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Discover and share todays funny quotes. “you won’t burn in hell. You can’t have everything, where would you put it?

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“you won’t burn in hell. That always worries me!” —charlie brown. The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.

“It’s Important To Have A Twinkle In Your Wrinkle.”.

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When I Die, I Want To.

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“The Easiest Way To Organize Your Stuff Is To Get Rid Of Most Of It.”.

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. When we cease to grow, we become old.”. Friendship is like peeing on yourself:

“Sometimes, You Lie In Bed.

Typical mexican. — demetri martin. That's one of my mottos. —stanley hudson, the office 2. Mondays are mundane, like tuesdays minus 24 hours.