Uplifting Funny Quotes

Uplifting Funny Quotes. That's one of my mottos. —stanley hudson, the office 2. If i ever go missing, please follow my kids.

55 Funny Motivational Quotes That Will Inspire You Extremely TailPic from tailpic.com

“gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. Funny quotes 1.“they say marriages are made in heaven. ‘if you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.’.

If You Hit The Target Every Time It’s Too Near Or Too Big.

“it could be that your purpose in life is. Groucho marx no man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early. ‘good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.’.

I’m Just Going To Ask Where They’re Going And Hook Up With ’Em Later.” —Mitch Hedberg 2.

I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later. “i’m sick of following my dreams, man. 100 funny quotes for kids.

Sales Success Is 80 Percent Attitude And Only 20 Percent Aptitude.”.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. If i ever go missing, please follow my kids. A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Bill Gates I Choose A Lazy Person To Do A Hard Job, Because A Lazy Person Will Find An Easy Way To Do It.

There are many ways to make someone smile, either thru. But be nice anyway.” —ricky gervais “life is short. “age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” —billie burke 3.

It Seems Both Of Us Can’t Look Good At The Same Time.”.

“i stopped fighting my inner demons. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” joe girard 2. Leslie nielsen doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.